So my gate bell rings at 6.30am last Sunday. Not happy at being woken on the only day day I get to sleep after 7am I went down stairs to answer it. This man says he has a letter for me so I asked him to put it in the letter box to which he replied that I had to sign for it.
So back upstairs I go to get my slippers and gown on then out to the gate.
This young man then hands me a scrappy piece of paper which even tho I hadn't brought my glasses I knew was a begging letter. Now my ire is up and I snapped at him " are you begging?" To which he replied "yes I need a hand"
and then he popped out his glass eye.
So I told him it doesn't look like it's a hand he needs and if he doesn't bog off I will give him such a clap the other eye will pop out.
He took off like a rabbit and I doubt he will come back.
Taking account of where you live and the time of day I think he got off lightly.
If it were me though I'd be giving myself a good kicking for the rest of the day though because it was a mean thing to say but I can understand your ire.