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cupid04 | 13:22 Sat 06th Sep 2014 | Jokes
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A man goes into a pub. 'It's a miracle,' he says to his friend Dave. 'My todger has doubled in length overnight.' 'How did that happen?' Dave asks.
'Well,' his friend replies, 'my new girlfriend is the church bell-ringer.'
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Avatar Image marval
lol
13:24 Sat 06th Sep 2014
Avatar Image Quoi
Ding dong... (in my best Leslie Phillips voice)
13:34 Sat 06th Sep 2014
Avatar Image Svejk
she sounds appealing.
13:34 Sat 06th Sep 2014
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Lucky you. You've been pulled.
13:37 Sat 06th Sep 2014
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Apparently she goes like the clappers
13:41 Sat 06th Sep 2014
Avatar Image MichaelZZ
Did you hear about the bell ringer who got the his todger caught I the bell rope?
The vicar tolled him off.
14:28 Sat 06th Sep 2014
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^^^ in
14:28 Sat 06th Sep 2014

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