Old Lady Shopping

[queenofmean]

A little old lady went to get a few bits from the shop, she realised she needed cat food, so she chose some and went to the desk. The Cashier said to the old lady ' I need proof you have a cat before I can sell you this cat food, older people have been buying pet food to eat themselves, I need proof you own a cat.' So the little old lady toddles off home and comes back with a pet carrier containing one cat, she gets her cat food and off she goes.
The next day she goes back to the shop for some groceries and she remembers she needs dog food so she picks some cans and heads to the checkout again she hears ' I need proof you have a dog before I can sell you this dog food, older people have been buying pet food to eat themselves, I need proof you own a dog.' So once again the little old lady goes home, collects her dog and heads back to the shop, she gets her dog food.
The next day she heads back to the shop carrying a small box, she goes up to the cashier and say's 'Put your hand in' the cashier looks at the old lady and reluctantly puts her hand in the box...after a brief moment the cashier looks shocked 'Is that?' she responds 'Yes' replies the old lady 'its *** and I want a 2 pack of Toilet Roll'!

[Psybbo]

LOL, Well done that old lady

[tonyav]

LOL.

[DTCwordfan]

can wipe me off the floor, queenie.

[queenofmean]

I read it online yesterday, I was killing myself

[frugalfred]

Was the situation dire here?

[marval]

lol

[DaisyNonna]

Excellent queenie

[frugalfred]

"Never put your hand into someone else's box", as one cricketer said to another.

[askyourgran]

Oh boy! I hoped you wasn't going to say that.

[DaisyNonna]

What is known as boxing clever. Never did understand that expression. Any explanations?

[Georgiesmum]

Needed a drum roll for that one!