as i'm bored stupid, i'm testing your theory
bbc1 some film about santa
bbc2 tis a cooking show but hairy fat men on bikes, not a berry to be seen
itv - back to the future 2, maybe she's hiding in the future
ch4 - horton hears a who (i'll give you a clue it wasn't mary berry)
5 - gone with the wind - i know shes getting on a bit but i don't think shes that old
then i go into all the various sky programmes, can;t see her yet, but i'll go check the food channels
jamie's on, river cottage, gordon
and i'll admit i've not been thorough and checked every single channel out there and missed the radio out completely but i can't find mary....