Dear Procter & Gamble

[marval]

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mum told me it was the best.

In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem.

One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well.

I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

On my way home, I stopped and got a box of Bold with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out.

They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product.

Well, I have to go, I have to write a letter to Zanussi.