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maggiebee | 09:20 Sat 20th Aug 2016 | Jokes
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
Here today, gone tomato.
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to his family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing
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I cannoli add my sympathies to the family


09:43 Sat 20th Aug 2016
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Some very sage replies here!
10:40 Sat 20th Aug 2016
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I know his daughter, she is a lovely lass agne
17:55 Sat 20th Aug 2016
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I could never get fed up with these jokes.
22:08 Sat 20th Aug 2016
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The church was almost full, there wasn't mushroom for anyone else.
22:13 Sat 20th Aug 2016
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The funeral cost 600 squid.
22:16 Sat 20th Aug 2016
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And that's a lot of dough.
22:16 Sat 20th Aug 2016
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He was a magician chef, he just said hey pesto and a meal would appear.
22:21 Sat 20th Aug 2016
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His best mate from Riga, Tony, had a long way to travel.
22:45 Sat 20th Aug 2016
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Penne for your thoughts?
22:47 Sat 20th Aug 2016
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The widow's grandfather Pappa Relle tried to comfort her.
13:10 Sun 21st Aug 2016

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