You Can't Get The Staff These Days

[Chipchopper]

I decided to hire a odd job man for the day, to give myself a break.
I handed him a list of 10 chores, I wanted done, and left him to get on with it.

As the day drew to an end, I went to see how he was getting on.
"What the hell have you been doing all day, you've only crossed off jobs 1, 3, 5, 7 & 9" I demanded!
"Thats right" he said, "you did say you wanted the odd jobs done, around the place"

[Togo]

He was just getting "evens" with you chips.

[frugalfred]

A cardinal sin.

[Bazile]

I'm glad you told him 'half'

[cupid04]

Was the workman Irish?

[Togo]

He gave you his prime time on the first four jobs that he did, then his recurring nightmare came back on the fifth.

[Togo]

No cupid just a bit odd and divisive.

[marval]

lol

[1ozzy]

Send him home, don't even pay him!