Oh Noooo!!

[Smowball]

I've made a huge batch of chilli and put in a large bowl to cool down. At same time I've unloaded a white wash from washing machine and put in basket ready to go on line.(you can see where this is going can't you..)
I've turned around and caught the bowl of chilli with my hand and it's fallen off worktop straight into basket of white washing - upside down!! So Mr Smows white shirts, white t shirts etc are now full of onions, minced beef, kidney beans etc.......
Is it too early for wine!!?? ( stands in corner whacking head against wall)

[Zacs-Master]

I think you're in for a Chilli greeting when Mr Smow gets home.

[-Talbot-]

Is it too early for wine!!??


I would say too late ... the wine should have gone in the chilli way before tipping it into the washing basket.

[Smowball]

Don't know whether to laugh or cry ! Looked like a Tracy Emin 'artwork'.

[whiskeryron]

Oh dear oh dear. I really do sympathise. When Mr Smow gets home I suggest steak & chips on the table a very large glass of Rose Wine & you in your best neglige ( right spelling for sexy see throughs ? ).

[Smowball]

Well he won't be having chilli now will he........

[Barmaid]

Doh!
1) Scrape the chilli off the shirts, serve to Mr Smow. Claim you started the 5:2 died today.

2) Get free account with Amazon prime

3) Get job lot of shirts delivered tomorrow

4) Cancel Amazon Prime

5) Sorted.......(with minimum effort and grovelling -- you may now open the wine).

[Smowball]

I sense you may have done something similar lol - very good plan!!