Monkey Business
A man gets pulled over by a traffic cop, as he drives through town, after the sharp eyed cop spots a monkey sitting in the passenger seat of the car.
Cop: "Sir you can't just ride around with a monkey in your car, so whats the story and it better be good, I've got enough to do directing traffic".
Man: "Sorry officer, to cut a long story short, I'm on my way to the zoo with him"
Cop: "Ok see that you do, I can do without the paperwork right now".
The following day the guy gets pulled over again by the same cop, in the same place with the monkey still on board.
Cop: "Hey, I thought you said you were taking that monkey to the zoo".
Guy: "I did and we had such a good time, we're going down to the beach today"