Amazon , You Have Surpassed Yourself

[Bobbisox1]

Didn't ring the bell but instead dumped my parcels beside the wheelie bin, wouldn't have saw them if I hadn't let Lola out !!

[Sunk]

Then don’t order from them again.

But you will because their service is rather good.

[Bobbisox1]

And I will because I am not going into shops right now Sunk :)

[ummmm]

They always just put my packages in the porch.

[agchristie]

Better next to the bin than in it!!

[johnny.5]

They always just put my packages in the porshe.

[Bobbisox1]

Well saying as we don't have a porche Johnny ;9)

[Tilly2]

Did you give them delivery instructions?

[Bobbisox1]

Yes Tilly it's in my notes to them , I tell them to put it in the rear of the property in a Ketamine storage box specifically bought for that purpose, but in these lockdown times, people are more likely to be at home anyway

[Bobbisox1]

Haha Ketamine ????

Keta storage

[Canary42]

My Amazon stuff comes via independent couriers, I wasn't aware Amazon ran a delivery service.

[johnny.5]

just tell em to shove it up your back passage

[SlackAlice]

Never had a problem with Amazon deliveries they always ring the bell or leave with neighbours.

[Sunk]

johnny.5

A gem :-)

[Togo]

Must say I am giving Amazon and Tesco a big thumbs up for their services during lockdown and distancing. Swore we would never use Tesco again after the meat scandals and rip off prices, but they have been tremendous for us since the Spring. We have a notice on the door to leave all parcels in the porch, and have that instruction on the sites that have that facility in their ordering process. Tesco give a time and have never been late. When they are running early their driver rings us to check that it is convenient.

[douglas9401]

Maybe the driver expected you to find your parcels when you took out the breakfast empties. :-)

[TrevorThePug]

We always request that deliveries are made to the gatehouse for the attention of the majordomo.

Never had a problem.

[Bobbisox1]

It coukd be new drivers for my area?

[tiggerblue10]

I had a package left in my recycling box once. Found it when I was emptying my bins. This was many years ago.

These days they ring the bell and leave it by the doorstep. By the time I open the door to say thanks they've disappeared.

[THECORBYLOON]

My sister had a parcel left inside one of her wheelie bins.

[Bobbisox1]

Curiouser and Curiouser

Just had a message from Amazon via my email that someone has tried to access my account from Near Hampshire UK??