Anyone For Cricket?

maggiebee | 10:57 Tue 28th Jun 2022 | Jokes

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Very tongue in cheek.

In England, they will take a tree, cut it down, remove the branches and the bark until they are left with a cylinder. Next, they will take the cylinder of wood and turn it on a lathe and whittle away until they are left with a perfectly formed bat. The bat will be cured and treated to strengthen it and then, when it is finally ready, they will use it to knock a leather ball around a park.
In Scotland, we just throw the whole bloody tree!
Anyone caber tossing this summer?

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