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Blonde Convention
A large football stadium was booked for an International Blondes Convention.
On the day, 30,000 blondes, from all over the world, were in the stadium.
The Master of Ceremonies opened the proceedings!
"Welcome friends. Today, we're going to explode the myth that blondes are dumb, unintelligent, stupid! Can I have a volunteer from the assembled crowd?"
A murmur ran through the crowd, and a young blonde approached the stage from the middle of the throng.
"Now miss," the MC said, "Can you help us disprove that blondes are dumb?"
The blonde nodded.
"OK", said the MC, "Can you tell me, what is 15 plus 15?"
The girl thought for a minute and said "ninety!"
The MC shook his head.
The crowd as one stood up and said "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
So the MC decided to do so.
"Ok miss. what is 5 times 5?"
Again she thought long and hard. "55!" she answered.
Again the MC shook his head in disbelief.
Again the crowd shouted "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The MC relented/ "OK, for the last time, what is 2 plus 2?"
She thought even longer, then said "4".
The MC shook his head again, this time in disbelief!
And the whole audience shouted in one voice .
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!"
On the day, 30,000 blondes, from all over the world, were in the stadium.
The Master of Ceremonies opened the proceedings!
"Welcome friends. Today, we're going to explode the myth that blondes are dumb, unintelligent, stupid! Can I have a volunteer from the assembled crowd?"
A murmur ran through the crowd, and a young blonde approached the stage from the middle of the throng.
"Now miss," the MC said, "Can you help us disprove that blondes are dumb?"
The blonde nodded.
"OK", said the MC, "Can you tell me, what is 15 plus 15?"
The girl thought for a minute and said "ninety!"
The MC shook his head.
The crowd as one stood up and said "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
So the MC decided to do so.
"Ok miss. what is 5 times 5?"
Again she thought long and hard. "55!" she answered.
Again the MC shook his head in disbelief.
Again the crowd shouted "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The MC relented/ "OK, for the last time, what is 2 plus 2?"
She thought even longer, then said "4".
The MC shook his head again, this time in disbelief!
And the whole audience shouted in one voice .
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!"
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