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Rodney says to Trigger," I'm off to America tomorrow ",Trigger Says, "Delawere"? Rodneys says,"I haven't told him Yet."
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Did you know that farmers who talk to there cows get more milk so it’s in one ear and out the udder.
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TIP: Test if spaghetti is ready by throwing it against a wall to see if it sticks.
If it makes a dent, you haven't opened the can.
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I will never date chubby girl
again. She not only broke my heart she also broke my bed.
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My friend was horrified by the results of his genealogy test. He found out that his great, great, great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can’t look himself in the mirror.
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The man who invented the hard-boiled egg, wrapped in sausage meat, then breadcrumbs, has passed away.
Rest easy Scott Chegg.
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A soccer hooligan is charged with disorderly conduct and assault after a match. The arresting officer states that the accused had thrown something into the river not far from the stadium.
“What exactly did the accused throw into the river?” the judge asks.
“Stones, sir,” the officer replies.
The judge is confused. “Well, that’s hardly an offense, officer.”
“It was in this case, sir,” the officer explains. “Stones was the name of the referee.”
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