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Lonnie | 09:11 Sat 11th Mar 2006 | Phrases & Sayings
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To follow on from dilf, how many tongue twisters do you think there are?, if you know one, lets have it.


I know a few, but i'll start with a fairly tame one my father used to say, has to be said fast, 'I saw Sheila sitting on the seashore'.


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I understand the French ones and small amounts of the German ones.
Are you copper-bottoming 'em my man?
No I'm aluminiuming 'em ma'am.

I defy anyone to say aluminiuming!!!!!!

1 smart fellow and he felt smart


2 smart fellows and they both felt smart


3 smart fellows and the all felt smart


and they all felt smart together

Aluminiuming isn't that hard to say.

peggy babc*ck babc*ck peggy


- said over and over quickly


just to clarify, the above is a word for a penis

The hardest one I have ever known is to say "PEGGY BABCOCK" more than a few times, its quite impossible !!!!!!!!!!! and yet it looks so harmless
oops sorry I didn't read to the end !!!
hee hee .. the hardest one I have ever known ..... may I just rephrase that ....
The peter piper one carries on
if peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper
how much pickled pepper did eter piper pick.

silly moo, I heard the last line as "Wheres the peck of pickled pepper peter piper picked?"
French
Combien de sous sont ces saucissons-cis? Ces saucissons-cis sont six sous.
How many shillings are these sausages? These sausages are six shillings.

German
Zwei schwarze schleimige Schlangen sitzen zwischen zwei schwarze spitzigen Steinen und zischen.
Two black slimy snakes sit between two black spiky stones and hiss.

French
Ce ver vert severe sait verser ses verres verts.
This serious green worm knows how to cross its green glasses.

Seize jacinthes sechent dans seize sachets secs.
Sixteen hyacinths are drying in sixteen dry sacks.

Si ces six cent six sangsues sont sans sucer son sang, ces six cent six sangsues sont sans succes.
If these 606 leeches are without sucking their blood, these 606 leeches are without success.

Dutch
Achtentachtig achterdochtige doktersdochters.
88 suspicious doctors' daughters.

Als vliegen vliegen en bijen vrijen, vliege de vliegen de vrijende bijen vliegensvlug voorbij.
When flies fly and bees make love, the flies fly very quickly by the bees making love.

Finnish
Yksiksesk�s istuskelet, isteksesk�s yksiskelet?
Are you sitting alone, coughing by yourself?

Italian
Il cuoco couce in cucina e dice che la cuoca giace e tace perche sua cugina non dica che le piace cuocere in cucina col cuoco.
The cook cooks in the kitchen and says that the cook lies down and is silent because his cousin doesn't say that she likes to cook in the kitchen with the cook.

Hungarian
�t t�r�k �t g�r�g�t d�g�ny�z �r�k�s �r�m�k k�z�tt.
Five Turks massage five Greeks among perpetual pleasures.

Esperanto
Frivolaj friponoj fervore priridas perfortajn fervojojn.
Frivolous cheats laugh eagerly at violent railways.
Dilf ...that should be :
Ken Dodds Dads dogs dead,
Doddy didn't do it.

A couple of short but I think fairly naughty one's.


Three short sword shieths.


I wish to wash my Irish wrist watch


Try saying:


Unique New York


six times - quickly!

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