wedding card quotes

[mollymandy]

have you got any funny quotes to put in a wedding card .. if so please let me have them

[Clanad]

Marriage is about two people,
one who never remembers birthdays,
and the other who never forgets.

[DeNiro]

They call it the sea of matrimony because husbands have such a hard job keeping their heads above water.

So far no one has invented an intelligence test to equal matrimony.

The matrimonial bark is wrecked by the matrimonial barking.

Many a man keeps his nose to the grindstone so his wife can turn hers up at the neighbours.

Marriage is like a department store. It is all over when you buy.

Marriage is like a twirling baton, turning handsprings, or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy till you try it.

[Alibobs]

May all your troubles be little ones. Corny but cute.......and twenty one years later I know it's true!

[Mrs_Pegasus]

To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage:
Here's to good sense of humor
--and a short memory!

[speedyvic]

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong admit it;
Whenever you're right shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.