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Viens a moi
Two chav girls walk up to the perfume counter in Boots and pick up a sample bottle.....
Joanne sprays it on her wrist and smells it...."thats quite nice, innit, dont ya fink Trace?"
Tracey says "yeah, whats it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI?....what the f**k does that mean?"
At this point the assistant offers some help.....
"Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me' "
Joanne takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again, saying, "that doesnt smell like come to me, Trace. Does it smell like come to you"
Joanne sprays it on her wrist and smells it...."thats quite nice, innit, dont ya fink Trace?"
Tracey says "yeah, whats it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI?....what the f**k does that mean?"
At this point the assistant offers some help.....
"Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me' "
Joanne takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again, saying, "that doesnt smell like come to me, Trace. Does it smell like come to you"
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