If you ?

[reachesme]

If you strapped a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat and droped the pair from twenty feet, which way up would it land?

[jenstar]

Obviously, the way to answer this question would be through practical experiment. Anyone got a spare cat?

[wizard69]

WTF?
I answered that Personally I would drop the bread first and then butter it (leaving the cat out of the equation) and my answer got banned. Either someone is trigger happy with the report buton or the A.B. ed is a bit of a w@nker

[taichiperson]

The cat would spin in mid air, thus creating perpetual motion - think of the possibilities!

[brionon]

Is the Cat alive ?
Is it frightened of Magpies ?

[jonnoman]

i don't mean to be the boring nerd here, but the cat would land on its feet with the toast on its back because the cat is heavier.

alternate answer: the cat could use the toast as a parachute to glide down to earth!

[nightmare]

The important word in the question is the initial "if".
Anyone who has ever encountered a real live cat will recognise the utter impossibility of strapping anything at all to its back while it is conscious, let alone anything potentially edible like buttered bread. Therefore, the question only applies to dead/unconscious cats, which invalidates the argument. Even if you waited until it was conscious, as soon as it realised there was a slice of bread on its back, it would go completely simian excrement.

[WeeAngie]

I actually laughed out loud at many of these answers :-)

[reachesme]

A friend asks, what if you strapped two cats together back to back, which would land first, i have to agree with nightmare, now imagin two cats.