Not exactly, but my favourite poem which is already published online so (I hope) in the public domain.
Don't do, don't do, don't do that.
Don't pull faces, don't tease the cat.
Don't pick your ears, don't be rude at school.
Who do they think I am? Some kind of fool?
One day, they'll say
Don't put toffee in my coffee
Don't pour gravy on the baby
don't put beer in his ear
don't stick your toes up his nose
Don't put confetti on the spaghetti
and don't squash peas with your knees
Don't put ants in your pants
don't put mustard in the custard
don't chuch jelly at the telly
and don't throw fruit at the computer
Don't what?
Don't throw fruit at the computer
Don't what?
Don't throw fruit at the computer
Who do they think I am?
Some kind of fool?
'Don't put mustard in the custard' by Michael Rosen 1985