Oh dear....

[tigerlily11]

Flaming nora am i feeling the bite today.
I feel like the world is falling apart.
Some one please tell me a joke before I go right off the deep end.
Ty in advance.

[4getmenot]

whats up tiger?

[tigerlily11]

just about everything 4get. Ty for asking.
I'm just so fed up with it all.
Biting everyones heads off.

[4GS]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

'Nobody' bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in :

The North Sea, off Aberdeen, offshore from Norfolk

Our DIPSTICKS Are located in Downing Street

[redcrx]

i went to the zoo the other day and all that was there was a little tiny dog

it was a schitzu

sorry not sure of spelling but im sure youll get it

[tigerlily11]

TY 4GS. lmao.
Oo er tet.

[4GS]

How do you make 150 old ladies say "B0llocks"?

Get one of them to call "Bingo" ;-)

[Panic Button]

Gordon Brown

[4getmenot]

a reason to be fed up or just one of those days, coz if the latter cheer up its not worth it

[tigerlily11]

If it was just today I would dismiss it but it's been one of those weeks.
Just problem after problem I think.

[4GS]

Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a

remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump

attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf,

greets him in a typical Irish manner completely

unaware of who the golfing pro. is.

"Top of the mornin' to yer sir" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick

up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his

shirt pocked onto the ground.

"What are those?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well what on God's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger.

"Fook me" says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything"