How do you know ..............

[legendis.god]

After being on another thread where i mentioned hairdos , tattoos and piercings.
I did comment on chavs.
So in your opinion


How do you know if youre a chav?

There may be a lot of folk who in your opinion are chavs and they dont agree.
So how do you define a good old british chav or chavette if youre posh


lol

[4getmenot]

I'd say anyone who looks like Janice out of two pints of lager and packet of crisps

[joggerjayne]

Don't you have to define "posh" before we can decide whether or not we're eligible to answer the question?

[sn�gged]

Defined on Wiki as this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

[Bbbananas]

Depends where you ar yourself on life's strata:-
Some queer folk from the upper echelons of society may look upon me as a chav - Those from the bottom rung so to speak may consider me posh.

Both sets wear Burberry - but it's the way you wear it dahling.

[sleepyj]

i wear hooded tops does that make me a chav ? lol i also have a nose piercing .oh i must be !!

[Jafi]

I thought chav's wore burberry lol

[joggerjayne]

Crikey, salla ... nobody could ever think of you as Chav

You're far too ...

Dunno. Nice? Cheeky? Girlie? Wicked?

You're just fab, and def can't be chavvy.

[sleepyj]

the posh ones wear real burburry stuff ,the chavs wear fake burburry .

[Bbbananas]

God, I would die if someone described me as a chav. I have on many an occasion been described as posh - that amuses me cos I know I'm not at all. I do have a snooty look I can put on if the occasion demands it, wow it is so scary!! but I'm as common as muck, working class born & bred, & proud of it.

I have never worn burberry - fake or real.

[joggerjayne]

I've got some Burberry bits.

=0(

chavverjayne

[Bbbananas]

but do you have the enormous 4 inch diameter thick fake gold hoops with 'slag' written across the middle?

I hope not?! Now they are chavvy. apologies to anyone on here who has them.

[4getmenot]

sleepyj me too :-(

[joggerjayne]

Don't know what those are, salla.

So no ... I don't think so.

I've got a trench coat, a couple of skirts, a scarf or two ... that sort of thing.

[Bbbananas]

Thank gawd for that roaldo. I'd rather be past it than a chav.

Reggie was a babe.
And I'm only 46 - not a baby, but many good years left in me yet I can tell you...

[joggerjayne]

Are they earrings, salla?

I don't have any earrings whatsoever.

Never, ever wear them.

Hate them.

Don't own any.

[Bbbananas]

The chavs call them earrings - a la stacey slater from EE or Jackie from Hollyoaks. But the chavettes round our way have words written across the diameter. Sometimes their name if it has 5 letters or less, but usually something charming such as slag, ****, tart etc.

Nice?

A burberry trenchcoat eh? Nice. Have you ever been out in it with absolutely nothing underneath? You know, as they do in films with Sharon Stone or suchlike in them.

[Bbbananas]

My birthday is (was) the end of October. So, that makes you,,,errr,,, older than me!!!
Just.

1961 was an excellent vintage.

[Bbbananas]

s.h.i.t. have just given away that I did in fact turn 47 all but 3 weeks ago. I am still in 46 mode. It sounds better.