From cats to dogs.

[marval]

Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
A: Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
A: He doesn't believe in dogs.

Q: What bone will a dog never eat?
A: A trombone.

Q: What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A: A south paw.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A: A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.

Q: What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?
A: A pet degree.

Q: What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
A: A watch dog.

Q: What is a little dog's favorite drink?
A: Pupsi-cola.

Q: What kind of dog floats in the air?
A: An Airedale.

Q: What do you get if an Airedale floats too close to the sun?
A: A hot dog.

Q: What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
A: It's raining cats and dogs.

Q: Where do you find a no legged dog?
A: Right where you left him.

Q: Which side of a dog has the most hair?
A: The out side.

[McMouse]

Why are dogs such bad dancers? They have two left feet

[McMouse]

New Dog Breeds

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

[McMouse]

Another new breed:

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

[marval]

Good ones McMouse.