accountants

[Sebbo]

can someone give me an amusing quote regarding accountants?

[Jansy]

Not quite a quote but it's amusing.

 

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see a doctor. "Doctor, I just can't seem to get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

[Deck]

Accountants are so obsessed with numbers and accuracy, they even use spreadsheets to count their blessings

[NoGood Boyo]

I call my accountant Rhino, because he has a small brain, thick skin and really knows how to charge!

[Quizmonster]

Here's a quote from Charles J. C. Lyall...

"There are four things that hold back human progress. Ignorance, stupidity, committees and accountants."
 

[marcus5771]

You never see a poor accounants. 

[marcus5771]

They just fiddle there Tax returns

[Loosehead]

I heard:

"You become an actuary when you find accountancy too exciting"

[Octavius]

A few here....

http://en.thinkexist.com/search/searchquotation.asp?search=accountant

[avern]

"What do you want it to equal?"