barber shop

[janbee]

A florist goes into a barbers for a haircut & when done, he asks how much. Barber said there was no charge as he was doing community service that week and all haircuts were free. Next morning when the barber comes in,there are a dozen roses on his doorstep as a thank you.
Later a policeman comes in for a haircut and when done, he asks how much.The barber said there was no charge as he was doing community service all week and all haircuts were free. Next morning the barber finds a dozen doughnuts on his doorstep as a thank you.
Later an MP comes in for a haircut and when done, he asks how much and the barber said there was no charge as he was doing community service all week and all haircuts were free.
Next morning when the barber comes in, there are a dozen MPs on his doorstep

[albaqwerty]

he he he very good jan!! (I like it)

[waterboatman]

Probably true too! :-)

[JonnyBoy12]

Do the letters M.P. stand for Massive Pen*s?