Catching a taxi home one evening, the cabbie charged Jim double the usual fare and got abusive when it was pointed out so Jim reluctantly paid up and swore revenge.
A couple of weeks later revenge sprang to mind when Jim spotted the taxi driver third in the taxi rank waiting to pick up a fare.
Jim jumps into the first cab cab in the rank and told the driver that he doesn’t have any cash but, if he takes him home he’ll give him a blow job.
The cab driver kicks up a stink and throws him out of his Taxi.
Jim repeats the stunt on the second taxi in the rank with the same result.
Getting into the third cab, Jim grins, waves and gives a big thumbs up the first two cabbies as the third driver takes him home.