Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street.
He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa."I'm Marathon man, the one the nuts" he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs & slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre.
But 3 days later his Sherbert Dib Dab started to itch.
Turns out that Miss Rowntree, the naughty Malteaser had been with Bertie Bassett & he's got Allsorts.....