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[Rondy]

My wife has stood by me for twenty years, I really should by another chair.
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Flambéed food.
Turns out it was just a flash in the pan.
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I really like shopping at my local Indian supermarket.
They have a really good Delhi counter.
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I’ve just written a book, I’ve called it
50 shades of gravy,
It’s very saucy!
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I once had a job in a bowling alley.
Ten pin?
No, I was full time.
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