Can anyone help me out with some good cracker jokes?

[Rodge2]

What is the fastest dairy product?

Milk, because it's past your eyes before you can see it.

I need two more funny ones.

[sandyRoe]

What's brown and thin and sticky?

A stick.

[craft1948]

What's the difference between a fireman and a soldier

You can't dip a fireman in your egg.

[maggiebee]

What lies at the bottom of the ocean shaking?

A quivering wreck

[grasscarp]

How do you get two whales in a mini.
Down the M4

[maggiebee]

What did the big tumphy say to the wee tumphy?

Where do you tumphy.,

[grasscarp]

I thought answer was a nervous wreck

[Robinia]

What did the policemen say to the belly button?
You're under a vest.

[B00]

<<<don't get the tumphy one?

[grasscarp]

Who lies under the sea and makes an offer you cant refuse
The codfather

[sandyRoe]

Boo, I didn't get it either but didn't want to say in case i looked stupid.

[B00]

im used to looking stupid Sandy, so I had no fear asking, lol.

[marval]

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

[missprim]

Prefer craft's up to now.

[sandyRoe]

I like Marval's. As Frank Carson might say: It's a quacker.

[HowardKennitby]

Some of these might be useful

http://www.whychristm...n/cracker_jokes.shtml

[marval]

What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush!

[maggiebee]

Not good joke if you have to explain it, however here goes.
Where I come from in Bonnie Scotland we call a stupid person a "tumphy"
Tumphy can also mean "come from"

[marval]

What's the most popular Christmas wine?
I don't like Brussels sprouts!

[missprim]

sandyroe it's the way he tells them! Can't believe I checked out the link that Howard put on and was actualy laughing at some of them. ha ha