"You're Passionate"...
All Ages......
Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street,
stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and
instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.
They loaded her into the police car, one of the coppers gets
in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the
streets they kept asking the old woman where she lived, all the
old lady would say as she stroked the coppers leg is, "You're
Passionate."
They drove awhile longer and asked again, but again the same
response as she stroked his leg, "You're Passionate."
The coppers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car
and said to the woman, Look we have driven around this town for
two hours and you still haven't told us where you live!"
She replied, "I keep trying to tell you, you're passin it!"