Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

The club has moved premises and can now be found at Nungate Towers. Take the A1 heading north and make a right turn at Giggleswick and carry on for 2 miles the gates to the Towers are right in front of you. Chubb, the keeper of the keys will be on hand to guide you to the club entrance.

For your delight and delectation this evening, we have an interesting array of goodies, sundry volly vonts, canapes and a humungous cottage pie (made from a real cottage) This evening's tailcock will be the Equinoctal Gale, guaranteed to put the "wind" in your sails.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter......

[petal54]

they've not escaped from ladyalex again have they?

[nungate]

No crocs. Crocodile and Alligator free zone, though I'd stay well clear of the pink grotto, there's a crabby dragon living there, trespassers have been known to have been grilled....

[albaqwerty]

Evening all.
My, Nun, wot a luvverly palatial place!

May I offer for the riffle

2 cotton buds (used)
1/2 a painkiller (unsucked)
An elastoplast wrapper.

[tonyav]

Crabby dragon ! gawd my MIL is here.

[excelsior-1]

good evening gracious hostess, delightful daughter and guests already in attendance.
wow! what a very tall building this 'nungate towers' is.
may i please take off my clogs and enter?

i have left the tardis parked by tonys' vehicle.

[nungate]

Only if she's covered in green scales and breathes fire Tony.

Nice to see you Alba, please feel free to examine the family portraits in the great hall - has Igor banked up the fires in there?

[tonyav]

Well it is a 1916 Ford model T, excel.

[nungate]

Lovely to see you Excel, the Towers is quite imposing from the outside but rather cosy within, do you like the five towers? Queen of Mean requests that our guests refrain from entering the East Tower as that is the family quarters and entry is by invitation only, please feel free to wander the rest of the towers and grounds, though take care by the south tower it's a long drop down to the sea

[albaqwerty]

Tony, you're looking cold in your speedos.

Igor has banked up the fires nicely, Nun, and he's roasting some nuts on one.
The family portraits are stunning.

[tonyav]

Is it ok to try the suits of Armour on, nungate ? I'll get me welder out of the van.

[nungate]

Igor, ahd best take care when he's roasting his nuts by the fire, we've had our problems in the past with him doing this, and the local fire brigade are getting fed up coming to put out the flames!

IGOR!! Step away from the fire............NOW

[excelsior-1]

well i hope queen will invite me in for a look around the accomodations.

here are my raffull contributions:-
one ornamental dalek eye-stalk
half a pound of pontefract cakes
three ibuprofen tablets
a goldfish (still in the fun-fair bag)

i'll have a tailcock when convenient please, and some grub .. thanks

[queenofmean]

You'll just need a wrench and a screwdriver Tony

[petal54]

who is the lady with only 1 eye? don't wish to be rude,but she's v.imposing

[queenofmean]

Maybe next week excel, Dyson is refusing to enter my chamber as it is TOO messy for her to clean

[albaqwerty]

If Tone tries on the suit of armour, please don't go anywhere near the south tower. You'll end up in the sea and be Tinned Tona in brine.
☺

[tonyav]

No problem qom, I've got them in me van.

[tonyav]

Oi alba gawd she's so witty.

[nungate]

Hasn't Igor been around with the drinks trays yet? The tapster has set up a bar in the Great Hall, and the food is being served in the small dining room just to the right of the bar.

That would be Great Great Aunt Maud, she was an Arctic Explorer she once wrestled a polar bear - the bear won....

[excelsior-1]

lovely to finally meet you, queen.
join me in a drink?