The club has moved premises and can now be found at Nungate Towers. Take the A1 heading north and make a right turn at Giggleswick and carry on for 2 miles the gates to the Towers are right in front of you. Chubb, the keeper of the keys will be on hand to guide you to the club entrance.
For your delight and delectation this evening, we have an interesting array of goodies, sundry volly vonts, canapes and a humungous cottage pie (made from a real cottage) This evening's tailcock will be the Equinoctal Gale, guaranteed to put the "wind" in your sails.
I almost forgot, for this week's rofl I have
1 ton of lion manure (so good for the roses)
½ tin vim
Packet of Tide plus a dozen or so odd socks (found in the laundry room)
and a watch with only a second hand
No butler, it's his night off. All "butling" duties are being taken care of by our ancient faithful family retainer Igor, but if you want aa drink it's probably quicker to go have a word with the Tapster in the Great Hall, who a a fine selection of foaming ales as well as tonight's tailcock, the Equinoctal Gale.......guaranteed to put the wind in your sails
have to say ladies, you have a fine home here. loads of rooms and lots of stairs leading to all the levels in the towers.
thanks to queen for giving me the tuppeny tour.
i particularly like the mountain scenery paintings that adorn the wall of the east tower...very impressive.