Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Once again it gives me great pleasure to throw open the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of Ab's Mad Over Fifties (we can be flexible about the age thing.....if you are of a similar mind set as the rest of us) We have an interesting and varied programme of entertainments for your pleasure this cold wet evening. Tonight's tailcock is the "Shocking Shamrock" a pleasing (if not potent) concoction of creme de menthe and other "secret" ingredients......We are not serving a hot plate special this evening, instead we are having a Breakfast Buffet, a hot and tasty selection of sausages, eggs, bacon, black pudding, mushrooms, tomatoes, hash browns, square sausage (a house speciality) tattie scones, dumpling and other delcious breakfast goodies, all served up with lashings of toast, fried bread, coffee and tea. Of course there will also be the usual volly vonts and canopies. On the pudding trolley we have my very own recipe Hot Cherry Pie with ice cream.
The hot tub is bubbly away nicely in the North Tower, the mini bar has been filled, the elastics on the bungee has at last been replaced but, sadly, the moat has been stolen. Ossifers from our local constabulary will be around later to take statements as the crime was committed after last week's meeting, and they are hoping to turn up a lead.
The Minstrels are in the gallery tuning up, in addition to their usual selection of madrigals and fugues they have also promised us their version of the greatest hits of Dean Martin - we can all "Sway" later! There is a roaring fire in the snug for those who prefer a quiet evening, the bowling alley in the dungeons is ready for play, we will have dancing in the Great Hall and Queenofmean has decided that there will be a tea bag lifting competition, which she will be organising.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

[DaisyNonna]

OOh Tony Villa QPR on TV.

[tonyav]

nungate while you are dealing with Daisy's drink could I have another bucket please.

[nungate]

Igor, stop cha cha cha-ing abd get Daisy a drink!

[tonyav]

On match of the day is it Daisy ?, I will have watch it in the morning as my wife is watching a film right now.

[DaisyNonna]

Yes. What's the film?

[murraymints]

I'll ave annuver shammy thingimabob.... Igor..slurp....he's orrible that..hic...ossifer...he's after my sparkly tone....slurp...

[tonyav]

Don't worry minty I'll have that word with him now !.

One she recorded in the week Daisy, Ghost I think.

[DaisyNonna]

Good choice. Patrick Swayze. Mmmmm.

[tonyav]

Yes Daisy it's a proper chick flick lol.

[DaisyNonna]

Chick? Prefer being a mother hen if you don't mind. A thirsty one at that.

[queenofmean]

G'day..no sorry Evening all...again.
Just a little message to say Nungate has had to retire for the evening as she is feeling a little under the weather. We can carry on until the carriages arrive at midnight if you so wish, but it is entirely up to you all.
Queenie

[murraymints]

Help help....get ..hic.back ..ossifer whoever you...hic..are...I'll jump...I will....hic....Igor Igor quick....put the hic...matress down...hic....I will.....oi ...leave the sparkly.....I'm off.....weeeeeee........

[tonyav]

Hope nungates ok qom ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Do tell nungate we hope she is feeling better soon. We would not want to outstay our wecome. But just a little drink?

[murraymints]

Belle belle bring ..hic...the robe ....lost it in the fall....quick before orrible ossifer whatsisname comes down...hic....Got to get away from him....

[queenofmean]

I hope so too Tony, I don't know what's wrong, she just asked me to let you all know

[tonyav]

Oh gawd she's done it again !, qom be so good as to tell Igor I will be needing the boat hook again please.

[queenofmean]

I will pass on your regards Daisy. You can stay as long as you like :) and have as many drinks as you fancy, plenty to go round

[tonyav]

Think you had better keep an eye on her qom.

[queenofmean]

IIIIIIIGGGGGOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, can you fetch the boat hook please, Tony needs to get Minty's sparkly.....again