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nungate | 19:59 Sat 16th Mar 2013 | Crosswords
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Once again it gives me great pleasure to throw open the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of Ab's Mad Over Fifties (we can be flexible about the age thing.....if you are of a similar mind set as the rest of us) We have an interesting and varied programme of entertainments for your pleasure this cold wet evening. Tonight's tailcock is the "Shocking Shamrock" a pleasing (if not potent) concoction of creme de menthe and other "secret" ingredients......We are not serving a hot plate special this evening, instead we are having a Breakfast Buffet, a hot and tasty selection of sausages, eggs, bacon, black pudding, mushrooms, tomatoes, hash browns, square sausage (a house speciality) tattie scones, dumpling and other delcious breakfast goodies, all served up with lashings of toast, fried bread, coffee and tea. Of course there will also be the usual volly vonts and canopies. On the pudding trolley we have my very own recipe Hot Cherry Pie with ice cream.
The hot tub is bubbly away nicely in the North Tower, the mini bar has been filled, the elastics on the bungee has at last been replaced but, sadly, the moat has been stolen. Ossifers from our local constabulary will be around later to take statements as the crime was committed after last week's meeting, and they are hoping to turn up a lead.
The Minstrels are in the gallery tuning up, in addition to their usual selection of madrigals and fugues they have also promised us their version of the greatest hits of Dean Martin - we can all "Sway" later! There is a roaring fire in the snug for those who prefer a quiet evening, the bowling alley in the dungeons is ready for play, we will have dancing in the Great Hall and Queenofmean has decided that there will be a tea bag lifting competition, which she will be organising.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
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I will do Tony
Evening all - a flying visit.

I was just wondering....a hypothetical question really.....if I wanted to sell a moat on Ebay, what category should it be listed under?
Who's carriage..hic...is that.....no not the one with ..hic...the light on....that one....oh no...he's coming.....hic....right I'm having that one.....quick drive.....quick...hic....don't worry about the portcullis ...just drive !!! See you at..hic..home Tony.........
Castles and large Manor houses I think mrs overthetop. quick qom phone the cops.
Mrs_O!!! it was you!!!!
Don't forget to leave a light on for me minty.
Thankyou for your hospitality, will gather up cat and broomstick and depart. The ruffle can be held next week. By which time I will have lost my tickets. Never mind, can always donate the stuff to Mrs. Overall's jumble.
Totsiens. Slaap lekker.
Look, I said it was a hypothetical question!

Gosh, is it me or has it suddenly gone warm in here?
is that you off too Minty? if so have a safe ride home.

I'm in shock tony....I think I shall let the cops be and make Mrs_O scrub the moat with a toothbrush so it can be refilled in time for next weeks festivities
I am admitting to nuffink guv
Good Idea we shall have a roll over for the Rofl

See you next week Daisy, safe journey home :)
Good night Daisy.

I knew it would be that mrs overload, lets interigate her !.
I've got the chains Tony...need to......ahhhhhhh wait....to the top tower, we shall attach the bungee and slowly lower her out until she confesses
But tony, you were the getaway driver!
Doh, I should have known that she'd grass me up again.
nungate & QOM - tony was entirely responsible. He didn't have room to store the moat in his bedsit so he roped innocent little me in to store it for him at Overall Manor
Tony......I'm speechless
I think I need a few shots of Shamrock....
Don't believe it qom it's all lies. tony quickly tries to phone gness, she'll get me off the hook !.
Still...speechless Tony

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