In the old west

[excelsior-1]

a red indian medicine man was approached by one of the tribe's braves

the brave said " tell me please - i know that every time a new baby is born, it falls to you to name it. how do you come up with the names?"

"it's easy" responded the medicine man "at the moment of birth i just look outside and draw my inspiration from nature - for example, your father Soaring Eagle was so named because i witnessed an eagle soaring overhead .... and i named your wife Running Deer, because i saw a deer scampering over the plain"

"that's interesting" said the brave "thank you very much, medicine man"

the medicine man replied "you are welcome, Two Dogs ***"

[askyourgran]

Poor man, good job he wasn't in the latrines when he was born.

[Obiter]

I classify jokes according to what kind of response they would get if I were to repeat them. Yours rates No 1!

[pixie373]

Lol!!!