Future Of The Nhs Under The New Government

[Referee-Observer]

The Royal College of Nursing has weighed in on Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals for the National Health Service.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but theDermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.　

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but theNeurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up."

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Ear Nose and Throat specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.

The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were *** off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won, leaving the entire decision up to the *** in Whitehall.

[Psybbo]

Brilliant, thank you, Ref

[Svejk]

And the Gynaecologists echoed all the others.

[Baldric]

With thanks to;

http://englishpatriot.co.uk/2015/05/21/camerons-health-care-proposals-an-alternative-view/

[excelsior-1]

..... and the pediatricians thought he was kidding

[maggiebee]

Love it Ref.

[Baldric]

//while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up."//

[marval]

Good one