Long Shot...

[Chipchopper]

Two Women are playing golf at the local golf course.
The first woman is taking a long time, lining up the shot and numerous practice swings at the ball.

2nd woman: C'mon, why on earth are you taking so long, its just a game!

1st woman: I need this shot to be just perfect, my husband is watching from the club house.

2nd woman: Oh Just forget it honey, you're never gonna hit him from here!