Dtc Christmas Carols
Found this posted by DTC in 2012. How many are still around - some I recognise, some not.
Hark the baffled ABers sing
"Glory to the LieInKing!
Wine on Food and Drink, NoMercy mild
R and S is reconciled"
Joyful, all ye Women rise
Using ummmm’s one line replies
With the ABer host proclaim:
"Ed is living in Kettering"
Hark! The baffled ABers sing
"Glory to the LieInKing!"
Ed by the multitude adored
Ed the everlasting Gnome!
Late as always behold Him come
Banana and a yellow broom
Hats in red the Gnomehead see
Hail his ingenuity
With ABers that peacefully dwell
Venator, the Papal Manual
Hark! The baffled ABers sing
"Glory to Suspending!"
Hail the field-born Princes of Fleece!
Hail the Sqad of Righteousness!
Cures and banter to all He brings
Ibuprofen in His wings
Mild our Coven, their antics famed
Born that man may be maimed
Born to chase the Goats on earth
Born to give Excelsior worth
Hark! The baffled ABers sing
"Glory to, err, LieInKing!"
Come, Desire of AB nations, come,
Fix in us Thy Answerbank;
Rise, AB gal's conquering Seed,
Bruise in them the Trollish hedge.
Now display thy saving power,
Ruined threads now Owd restored;
Now in mystic union join
Thine to ours, and ours to Thine.
Hark! the Baffled ABers sing,
"Glory to the reborn Ed!"
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