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queenofmean | 19:58 Sat 09th Feb 2019 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good Evening and welcome to Queenies Quay for this week’s Mad Over Fifties Club.

Tonight we are going themed...it’s Movie week so dress up as your favourite film character. I’ve come as Richard Hannay from the 39 steps.

Rahul has been to an educational class and has learnt basic ‘eengleesh’ his words not mine. He can understand please, thank you and bucket.

Tonight’s tailcock is The Storm. It’s a wild brew a little like the weather outside.

For eats we have a Mexican feast! We have chilli and rice, burritos (beef, chicken,pork and veg), enchiladas, tacos and corn fritters. We have the usual volly vents and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley we have ice cream and sprinkles.

Entertainment comes from the Tone Deafs, they are doing their own versions of 70s disco classics. We have in the cinema room the option to screen any film you feel like. So sit back and make yourself comfy. Popcorn and pick and mix is available. The Bungee is up and running so feel free to have a spring around. In the library we have the new editions from our Subscriptions The Trout Farmers Weekly, Goat Farming Basics Monthly and Backwards Hill Walking for beginners.

For the ROFL I have
Opened box of paracetamol used
Benylin Chesty Cough bottle used 1 dose left
1 empty card board box cat sized
1 Heat shield from a Vauxhall Corsa
1 clean unmatched sock, blue

Carriages at Midnight

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I am dressed as Halle Berry's character in Catwoman. Looking forward to this evenings frolics!!
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Loving the catsuit Sharon...me too I have a good feeling about this one
Good evening.

One Billiard Cue tip without glue
One 3V battery, half empty
Three Marbles split in half
One front door with knockers
One fire iron soaked in water
One split Clarinet reed
6 ounces of cooked penne
2 Chipotles
One skillet pan, no handle.
One tap, only takes milk.
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I remember the Clarinet Reeds! Used to love them when I played.
Suit - nowt on - Peter Porn from Penelope's Past-times

My old Biology teacher, Miss Scruffy (Thomas), used to say
"Sex is like maths:

You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply."
Sexaphone for me, Queenie, a tenor one - I used to get the rooks howling in the trees.....
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I’ll need to remember that one!
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I miss playing if I’m honest.
Evening all, for the ROFL I have bought half a ( unused ) toilet roll, was part of one of those 20 for a pound packs from Poundland. A front indicator lens for a 1961 Singer Gazelle and a Tom Thumb cigar ( still in the wrapper ) and sixteen liquorice allsorts.
Hey do the Tone Deafs do requests ?
Sling me a bucket of that 'Wild' tailcock ( to me, not over me ) please.
Ohhh and a plate of Black Pudding from the pudding trolly.
I am dressed as James Dean in Rebel Without A Cause.

Hang on, who's the bird in the sexy leather outfit ;-)
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Ohhh Liquorice Allsorts...my fave!

That’s Sharon Tone.

Tone Deafs do do requests request away
Dusty Dingfield, '24 hours from Ulcer' please

As back up, 'A Brand New Tonee'
And for Tony, 'My Goal, My Sweet Goal' by Johnnie Lemon.
Good evening all, just having a rummage for something for the ruffle. BBS when I've found some goodies
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No problem Tony :)
Right then, I have requested the Tone Deafs to play Mouldy Old Dough. Anybody fancy a dance ?.
I'll be on the dancefloor as soon as I've necked a few more buckets of 'Storm'.
queeny, could you get Rahul to sort the goats out please, their fighting with the Lahma's again.
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I’ll have a dance Tony...need to practice.
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Rahul is in his way Tony...the Llamas will be moves next week
Righto queenie, are you up for the Military Three Step then,I know it's usually the Military Two Step but when I've partaken in a few buckets it becomes a Three Step.
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I’m not but I can pick it up pretty quickly...
Well quick rummage has found

1. 1 sandal sock maybe match it with blue and make a fashion statement?

2. Eye mask one size fits all.

3. 1/2 tub of some beer popping candy left over from Christmas

4. A little Book of Trumpisms.

Well that's what I can donate to ruffle tonight

Time for a glass of something strong mmm

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