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I asked for chicken drummers, and I was given pieces of chicken in breadcrumbs? Where are the feathery musicians I requested?
I have just found out my friend has had collagen implants, she has been pretty tight lipped about that.
I walked up to a farmer and asked him, “Why do you cut your maize-crops in the shape of a mythical horned-horse?” “My unique corn is none of your business,” he said.
Yesterday, my mate said he could control people’s minds. I said “Don’t make me laugh.”
The crossword was looking for a seven letter word meaning expected or usual but of course I wasn’t able to come up with one. Typical.
I tried to buy a town in the south of France. The locals were Avignon of it.
My friend says that he is a rabbit carver, not a rabbit butcher. Personally, I think he is just splitting hares.
I am doing community service at a funfair, but today I stole a wobbly mirror. I just hope it doesn’t reflect badly on me.
I have just found out my friend has had collagen implants, she has been pretty tight lipped about that.
I walked up to a farmer and asked him, “Why do you cut your maize-crops in the shape of a mythical horned-horse?” “My unique corn is none of your business,” he said.
Yesterday, my mate said he could control people’s minds. I said “Don’t make me laugh.”
The crossword was looking for a seven letter word meaning expected or usual but of course I wasn’t able to come up with one. Typical.
I tried to buy a town in the south of France. The locals were Avignon of it.
My friend says that he is a rabbit carver, not a rabbit butcher. Personally, I think he is just splitting hares.
I am doing community service at a funfair, but today I stole a wobbly mirror. I just hope it doesn’t reflect badly on me.
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