Donald Trump

[Rondy]

Former president Donald Trump decided it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him.

Sensing this, President Trump backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?"

The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."

[Patsy33]

That made me laugh out loud... :-))

[Hopkirk]

I've heard of an air stewardess who did something similar once. I don't know if it's true or a fable.

The story is that during boarding an obnoxious belligerent man wasn't getting his way. He asked her "do you know who I am?"

She picked up the pa microphone and said "ladies and gentlemen, there's a gentleman here who doesn't know who he is. Can anyone help him?"

[ummmm]

That made me laugh :-)

[gulliver1]

Rondy, love it.

[Ken4155]

I would have replied, "Oh yeah, you're that guy off The Apprentice."

[DTCwordfan]

Hopkirk, I heard that one with a United Airlines 1st class passenger losing it at a Denver Airport check in.

The one on Donald - he visits the Washington Mental Hospital, part of the U. of Georgetown and affiliated to the military. Trump strikes up a conversation with the psychiatrist there...

Trump asks the psychiatrist, “how do you choose who is admitted to your facility?”

The psychiatrist explains, "we fill a bathtub with water and give people a straw, a teaspoon, a glass, and a bucket. Then we tell them to empty the bathtub.”

Trump chuckles to himself and beams at the psychiatrist. "Naturally, the sane people take the bucket, right?"

The psychiatrist replies, "Actually, the sane people pull the plug and drain the water. Would you like a room with a window view or without?"