Puns
I went to Kipling Zoo yesterday.
Not overly impressed but they did have exceedingly good snakes.
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I went to the toilet at McDonalds and the sign said "Employees must wash hands"
I waited for an hour but no-one came so I washed my own.
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Does anyone know where I can get quality small scale Indian musical instruments?
A good baby sitar is hard to find...
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Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use?
I for one.
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I'm thinking of setting up a business fixing broken snooker and pool cues…
Anyone got any tips?
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The proposed ban on Russian fish imports is a Red Herring.
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