Puns Galore

[Rondy]

I let my pub quiz team down badly with my wild guess that the Fatal Attraction actress was Glenn Hoddle...

Not even Close.
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I only managed to watch 3/8ths of the latest Star Wars film...I've decided I'm just not into Science Fraction!!
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The annual football match between the paper makers and the pencil factory workers has ended as a draw.
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I’m reading a biography of Admiral Dönitz.

Apparently, that whole coffee & pastry drive-thru concept thing was invented by his brother, Düncan...
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I'm on holiday in Spain and have had two watches stolen from my hotel room.....

Adios Omegas
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Once again I've entered the annual tightest hat competition in our town, this year.

I'm just hoping…that I can pull it off.
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My wife loves to spend time in Scotland, where she grew up...

especially when it snows...

She tells me its the only time she is guaranteed at least 6 inches.

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[Canary42]

The last one reminds me of the real blooper (I can't find it on YouTube but I thinks it there somewhere in one of the compilations). The (female) News reader mentioned snow and in passing over to the weather man said,"Where's the six inches you promised me last night". Apparently all the TV crew lost it too.

[zebo]

The Glenn Hoddle one makes me think of the number of times I've thought that Harry Styles plays for England.