Only In Ireland. :-)

[gness]

I received a letter changing a hospital appointment. When I phoned to discuss it the lady answering said she needed to ask me some health questions.
Fine til she asked if I had ever had a brain tumour. I replied No to which she said loudly....

Oh thank god! ....Isn't that great. :-)

[Hazlinny]

Maybe it was just the way you were slurring on the phone - Guinness can do strange things to one.x

[choux]

Better than asking "have you ever had a brain? though :)))

choux is now going to go, UI - User Intelligence x

[gness]

I never drink alone, Haz. So Guinness does strange things to many. On her way home from the pub my English neighbour sings the Irish National Anthem and skinny dips in her lake.

You reminded me, Choux of the little lad at school who had to go for a brain scan. When is mum stuck her head around the staff room door with the results she announced.....It's all right me ducks. They've scanned his head and found nothing.

[barry1010]

I heard the answer in Mrs Doyle's voice. Ah, go on

[gness]

Will you take a cup of tea, Barry? Ah..you will..you will..you will. :-)

[barry1010]

:D

[rowanwitch]

I did the Mrs Doyle voice too, it's funny how popular culture impinges on your consciousness. I can imagine it going on getting into stranger and stranger conditions ending in a Well holy Mother what is wrong with you then....

[gness]

Dave is doing all sorts of voices now, Helen. An Irish language teacher and a class full of Irish, Brits, French and Dutch. The session in the pub after is great when they are ordering in Irish with odd accents.
Mind you....they all say filum now. :-)