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How To Jump The Housing Queue
I am sure that those who have been waiting many years for house in London, will welcome, and agree, with this proposal.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Dear Marge ... "I have been on the social housing list now for 6 years and still have not moved up the list for prospective near accomodation. I don't know what to do next because I am at my wits end.
Dear wits end ... my advice to you is to go and nick a few Mercedes motors and perhaps get yourself involved with a protest or two. You could even post a few non pc tweets or something. Be sure to get caught or you will be wasting your time. It should see you in a warm cell just in time for winter and on early release next spring you will be right at the top of the waiting list and in a position to enjoy your benefits during the summer months. You may even want to repeat the excersise to avoid the possibility of being ill during the winter and having no medical facilities available. You will of course be guaranteed these luxuries whilst in prison or you will be able to sue for damages.
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