The egg

[dilligaf]

There was once an Englishman and a Scotsman who lived next door to each other. The Englishman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hens eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Scotsman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Scotsman pick up the egg. The Englishman ran up to the Scotsman and told
him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.The Scotsman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Englishman said "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following message: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Scotsman agreed to this and so the Englishman found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Scotsman and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.The Scotsman
fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Scotsman stood up and said "Now it's my turn to kick you."

The Englishman said "Keep the !@#%#$@#$!@% egg."

[burston]

eggsactly what I would have done. Doesnt bear thinking about !