1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 2. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. 3. The teacher confiscated a catapult in the algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 4. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 5. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 6. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 7. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 8. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass." 9. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' 10. Sky has just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately, it's only available on paper view.