Something for the long holiday weekend?

[chrisrob]

1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
2. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
3. The teacher confiscated a catapult in the algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
4. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
5. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
6. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
7. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
8. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass."
9. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
10. Sky has just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately, it's only available on paper view.

[Mortartube]

I have just heard that number 10 is not true, as the company behind it has folded.

[Hugh-Jampton]

No 10. creased me up.

[craft1948]

lol chrisrob - you've excelled yourself....

[no-knowledge]

i'm warning you skitso don't say a word !

[marval]

Have heard it before, still funny.