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Went to the doctors this morning, and, as always, there were only women's magazines to read. Why are there no mags' for us lesser beings to read? I did once visit the dentist, and, believe it or not, there was a copy of "Men Only" lying in full view..I didn't pick it up; well you wouldn't would you? My teeth would probably fallen out but luckily I was using Fixodent at the time...Have you had any really embarrasing moments??
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I was once working for a solicitor who loved porn magazines.
At the time I wasn't aware of this and one day when he was out of the office another member of staff asked to look for a file - I went into his office and opened a cupboard, the door was a bit stiff, but I managed to force it open - about 20 porn mags fell on top of me and a lot of the pages were stuck together - yuk yuk
At the time I wasn't aware of this and one day when he was out of the office another member of staff asked to look for a file - I went into his office and opened a cupboard, the door was a bit stiff, but I managed to force it open - about 20 porn mags fell on top of me and a lot of the pages were stuck together - yuk yuk
I once had a male friend round to 'visit' and I went to phone a takeaway. While I had the phone in my hand we were messing about and he told me - quite graphically - his plans for me later. I then phoned the food and 5 minutes later my mum called to check i was ok. Seems her phone had rung and my dad had answered only to hear a man saying things my mother described as pornographic, and when they'd 1471d it, it was my number. I'd only hit my mum's number on speed dial hadn't I.....
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