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Thought For The Day.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
Also,help me to be careful of the toes I step on,as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work :- 12% on Monday,23% on Tuesday,40% on
Wednesday,20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
Finally,help me to remember that when I,m having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,that it takes 42 muscles to frown,28 to smile,but only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth !
Also,help me to be careful of the toes I step on,as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work :- 12% on Monday,23% on Tuesday,40% on
Wednesday,20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
Finally,help me to remember that when I,m having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,that it takes 42 muscles to frown,28 to smile,but only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth !
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