Thought For The Day.

daftgrandad | 11:06 Sun 24th Oct 2010 | ChatterBank

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
Also,help me to be careful of the toes I step on,as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work :- 12% on Monday,23% on Tuesday,40% on
Wednesday,20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
Finally,help me to remember that when I,m having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,that it takes 42 muscles to frown,28 to smile,but only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth !

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hahah...I will keep that in mind today...it may be useful...

Ha-ha I will have to copy that dg for future reference

Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit,but its still funny...

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ED
Please remove this disgusting rubbish from my post.
Thanks in anticipation dg

it's only a different picture of me dg..lol

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LOL bobbi !
A lovely one it is as well. x

the asylum must have let a few inmates loose dg..LOL

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ha-ha
and I am good at it as well

Attention fat people! Diet coke is not a magic potion..

ha-ha
is that where I am going wrong poodie :-)

ttfn

F/C - well I know which I am so you will be the self-proclaimed nut case

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