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Country Lane
A bear is walking down a quiet country lane when a pair of huge hairy arms come out from nowhere and drag the bear into the bushes. After some time and a lot of rustling the bear is thrown back on to the lane.
The bear, in some distress, cries 'I'm a bruin and I've been ruined'.
A while later a monkey is walking down the same lane. Again this huge pair of arms pulls the monkey into the bushes and the same result ensues. The monkey is thrown back on to the lane.
The monkey, also in distress, cries 'I'm an ape, and I've been raped'.
A little later still a duck is walking along the same stretch of country lane and the hairy arms strike again - an exact scenario as befell the bear and monkey. The duck flies back on to the lane, feathers all ruffled and says
I'm a drake - there's been a mistake'
The bear, in some distress, cries 'I'm a bruin and I've been ruined'.
A while later a monkey is walking down the same lane. Again this huge pair of arms pulls the monkey into the bushes and the same result ensues. The monkey is thrown back on to the lane.
The monkey, also in distress, cries 'I'm an ape, and I've been raped'.
A little later still a duck is walking along the same stretch of country lane and the hairy arms strike again - an exact scenario as befell the bear and monkey. The duck flies back on to the lane, feathers all ruffled and says
I'm a drake - there's been a mistake'
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