Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening and welcome, everyone.

As the weather has been a little kinder to us of late, the clocks are due to change tonight and the Dark Blues have won the Boat Race, perhaps there is some truth to the rumour that Spring is on its way.
However, the nights are still a little nippy, so gather round our cosy hearth for another Club Night.

Drinks and nibbles will no doubt appear shortly and we can only hope that our trusty Matron will again excel herself with a new tailcock recipe. (Last week's amazing creation, the 'Lunar surprise@ lingers firmly in the memories and possibly also the livers of the members who attended last week.)

The raffle cupboard seems to be bare, so presumably all items were won last week...is this a record ?

Here are my donations for this week's raffle:

A packet of cheese and onion crisps . (Hardly flattened at all.)
A small tin of Mint Balls. (No, not Uncle Joe's, they're for the raffle)
A Fair Isle pattern mitt. (Right hand .)

Please feel free to add to them.

[ladyalex]

and nane taen, DT

[DTCwordfan]

:-)

[albaqwerty]

Deffo Scots night the nicht. ki spell it Clype too :)

Who has the cuccumbie sandwishes? Thought I saw Mamya with some earlier..

[Mamyalynne]

Yes and the crusts cut off to, posh here in the big house.

[ladyalex]

Pinkies up, everyone!

[Kleiber]

Ladyalex, shame on you!! Monifieth's in Angus, not Fife!! DT - I wish I could find a batchelor farmer!!

[Mamyalynne]

Do they farm soup, the batchelors?? are you stuck in the revolving door Kleiber??

[ladyalex]

I said I was in Angus now...I started out in Fife.

(Never understood why folks from Angus have such a dislike of Fifers. Lack of long spoons I suppose)

[ladyalex]

Is the record th Bachelors...haven't heard them for yonks.
♪Charmaine♫

[DTCwordfan]

they are jealous of the auld links, ladyalex.....

[ladyalex]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8GYxs0fK84

[albaqwerty]

lol milady, that saying has travelled to Glasgow too :)

And no doubt further. My bestestestest friend is in Brechin


China cups for the pinkies up I hope. Which way are the sandwishes pointing please?

[Kleiber]

Sorry, m'lady, I thought you said I was a Fifer!! Nae offence meant. I think I am stuck in the revolving door - just can't get out of here!! :) too good, I s'pose. Right, I'm off now - haggis lamping & batchelor hunting - life is so exciting for us mountain lassies....!!

[ladyalex]

Envy is a terrible thing, DT

[ladyalex]

Have the Bachelors moved to Wales ?
When did this happen ?

Has the door finally released you , Kleiber ?
Hope you're not too dizzy. Toodle-oo

[DTCwordfan]

be careful keliber, Lord Snowdon could be out there waiting with his camera...........

[ladyalex]

Like he's been to Wales lately .....

[DTCwordfan]

apologies, kleiber, that sounded like Scots for caliper......and totally unintentional.....

[slinky.kate]

och stop yer bletherin an gies another comet thing they're guid...

[ladyalex]

They're pure dead brilliant