GOD, THE DEVIL & FAT

[Bobbisox]

> GOD, THE DEVIL & FAT
>
> In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and
> spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and
> Woman
> would live long and healthy lives.
>
> Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and
> Magnums.
> And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that? And Man said, 'Yes!' And
> Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate chips'. And lo they gained
> 10
> pounds.
>
> And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure that
> man found so fair.
>
> And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane
> and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.
>
> So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'. And Satan presented Blue Cheese
> dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened
> their
> belts following the repast.
>
> God then said 'I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which
> to
> cook them'.
>
> And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped
> lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter,
> and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.
>
> Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming with
> potassium and good nutrition.
>
> Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into
> chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of
> salt.
> And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that
> his
> Children might lose those extra pounds.
>
> And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not
> have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried
> before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.
>
> Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
> satisfy his appetite.
>
> And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan
> said
> 'You want fries with that?' and Man replied, 'Yes, and super size 'em'.
> And
> Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
>
> God sighed ......... And created quadruple by-pass surgery.
> And then ............ Satan chuckled and created the National Health
> Service.
>
> THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION
>
> After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final
> word
> on nutrition and health.:
>
> 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
> 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
> 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
> us.
> 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
> attacks than us.
> 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer
> heart attacks than us..
> 6. The French eat foie-Gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer
> fewer heart attacks than us
>
> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
> what
> kills you.

[askyourgran]

LOL Are McNuggets all right?